Preview: Nebraska at Michigan State

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Spartan (noun): a native or inhabitant of ancient Sparta

Spartan (adjective): marked by simplicity, frugality, or avoidance of luxury and comfort

Spartan (Urban Dictionary): A sexual position where the woman is riding a man during intercourse, and right before the man has an orgasm he yells “This is Spartaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!” and kicks the woman off the bed.

Oh how the definition has changed over the years… Only a Michigan State student would kick a girl out of bed before he has the chance to get his. However, if they all look like this, I don’t know that I can blame a guy.

That’s one hell of an O-face.

These are the people we are supposed to square off with on Saturday, which means you’d think we would have an incredible chance at kicking some ass. But apparently, the Spartans have been on the up and up in the last few years – something the Cornhuskers found out all to well last year.

Of course, we had 5 turnovers, so that benefitted the Spartans last year. No, I’m not talking about Ron Kellogg’s pre-game snack, I’m talking about giving the ball away. Which we are only going to do once this year! ONE TURNOVER. Mark my words.

That’s me trying to be realistic, but if I keep my head in the clouds, it’s none. NONE I TELL YOU!

There’s no denying MSU a good team. But good teams eat shit and die all the time. I’m looking at you Oregon.

Not even your 7th uniform in five games can save you from that fumble, Mr. Mariota.

If Oregon can stumble to an unranked Arizona team, who is to say that MSU won’t also shit the bed? I mean, they lost last year to a quite shit Notre Dame team. Nebraska isn’t quite shit. We’re barely shit. We only had one bad game! It was an early stumble in our quest for an undefeated season. We’re better now. We’re amazing!

Ameer will take us there, obviously. No team has run over the Spartans as well as the Huskers have over the last three years, and we are running better than ever right now. Third in the nation! We’re running like criminals. And our 6th highest average points per game isn’t too shabby either. We’re scoring like Johnny Manziel on spring break!

There’s no such thing as Sparta this week. There’s just a sad, wet fart.

That’s all the MSU fans after Saturday.

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